04-16-2009, 10:12 AM
Oh my god! You two (Aura and Maggy) have generated at least 100 posts between each other! Its so nice to communicate!
...I study at an all boys' school.
I never told anyone that I was an Omnisexual perv, I left that to them to find out. Which they did. And its freaking annoying! Its always the same question: "D'you watch gay porn?"
To which I have to make up colorful replies, like "Yeah, sure, I watched your dad bang your uncle/you/your brother just last night." or "Oh yeah, your two dads going at it turns me on SO hard." or "-Only if both girls are hot."
But the questions never, ever stop! Its like they're assuming that I actually enjoy homoerotica! But that's not true! I ENJOY MULTIPLE FORMS OF EROTICA AS WELL! You'd think they'd ask "Do you watch dogs mate for the kicks?", "Does that wall make you horny?", "When the teacher spits while she talks, do you jizz your pants?" and OTHER questions I'd gladly answer! Even the ACTUAL homosexuals at school are left pretty well alone! I don't see THEM being asked if they watch gay porn!
I don't even LIKE 'real' gay porn with real people! Not much at least.
...I study at an all boys' school.
I never told anyone that I was an Omnisexual perv, I left that to them to find out. Which they did. And its freaking annoying! Its always the same question: "D'you watch gay porn?"
To which I have to make up colorful replies, like "Yeah, sure, I watched your dad bang your uncle/you/your brother just last night." or "Oh yeah, your two dads going at it turns me on SO hard." or "-Only if both girls are hot."
But the questions never, ever stop! Its like they're assuming that I actually enjoy homoerotica! But that's not true! I ENJOY MULTIPLE FORMS OF EROTICA AS WELL! You'd think they'd ask "Do you watch dogs mate for the kicks?", "Does that wall make you horny?", "When the teacher spits while she talks, do you jizz your pants?" and OTHER questions I'd gladly answer! Even the ACTUAL homosexuals at school are left pretty well alone! I don't see THEM being asked if they watch gay porn!
I don't even LIKE 'real' gay porn with real people! Not much at least.
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"