07-19-2004, 12:25 AM
Medal Of Honor Frontline:
Why do you never get a Kar98? All the German soldiers have them, you should be able to pick them up.
How come you never see an MG42?
How come none of the British soldiers have Stens?
How come they send you to destroy Panzer IVs without any Bazookas or Panzerfausts?
How can grenades damage a tank?
How come the sergeant sends you to do everything?
"Patterson, get in that bunker, go through a bunch of Germans, and get rid of those machineguns! Then go on a U-Boat, shoot a bunch of SS, then go out onto a dock and get some plans without being swarmed by a bunch of SS units!"
"No! You do it for once! Get off your fat ass and try doing this!"
Call of Duty:
How come all your buddies never move without you charging in and taking out all the really tough guys? Can't they take more initiative?
Why can't I use a half-track? Or at least a half-track machinegun?
DigiWorld 2:
Why did God allow this game to be made?
Medieval Total War:
Why are Frydmen created in a bar? Are they drunks?
Why are spies created in brothels? Are they whores?
How come you can't move catapults even though you can see the wheels on them?
Most Final Fantasy games:
Why do I get the feeling of deja vu whenever I play them?
Battlefield Vietnam:
How can a T36 play "Fortunate Son"?
Why do you never get a Kar98? All the German soldiers have them, you should be able to pick them up.
How come you never see an MG42?
How come none of the British soldiers have Stens?
How come they send you to destroy Panzer IVs without any Bazookas or Panzerfausts?
How can grenades damage a tank?
How come the sergeant sends you to do everything?
"Patterson, get in that bunker, go through a bunch of Germans, and get rid of those machineguns! Then go on a U-Boat, shoot a bunch of SS, then go out onto a dock and get some plans without being swarmed by a bunch of SS units!"
"No! You do it for once! Get off your fat ass and try doing this!"
Call of Duty:
How come all your buddies never move without you charging in and taking out all the really tough guys? Can't they take more initiative?
Why can't I use a half-track? Or at least a half-track machinegun?
DigiWorld 2:
Why did God allow this game to be made?
Medieval Total War:
Why are Frydmen created in a bar? Are they drunks?
Why are spies created in brothels? Are they whores?
How come you can't move catapults even though you can see the wheels on them?
Most Final Fantasy games:
Why do I get the feeling of deja vu whenever I play them?
Battlefield Vietnam:
How can a T36 play "Fortunate Son"?