"Smoke me a kipper I'll be back for breakfast"" - Ace Rimmer
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"Rimmer you've taken a bunch of holy men and pacifists and turned them into the dirty dozen" - Lister
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"So… let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and you’re telling me your completely sane?" — Rimmer
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"It's somesort of firing squad...Hold on, someone being brought out, they're tying him to the stake....Its Whinie the poo" - Lister
"What?!" - Cat
"Whinie the poo I swear, he's refusing the blind fold!" - Lister
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"Rimmer you've taken a bunch of holy men and pacifists and turned them into the dirty dozen" - Lister
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"So… let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the potato people and you’re telling me your completely sane?" — Rimmer
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"It's somesort of firing squad...Hold on, someone being brought out, they're tying him to the stake....Its Whinie the poo" - Lister
"What?!" - Cat
"Whinie the poo I swear, he's refusing the blind fold!" - Lister
"How did Mary Die?"
"A TIRE, HIT HER IN THE FACE!"
"A TIRE, HIT HER IN THE FACE!"