03-23-2009, 09:41 AM
"The only difference between Obama and Osama was the BS"
"Sex is called love making because there was no love to begin with"
"Money can buy you happiness, take prostitutes for instance"
"Why the fuck do you mess with me so much!?" "Because people like you say things like that"
"Nymph is just another word for a woman who knows how to make a man happy!"
"FUCK ME HARDER!" "Miss... I'm just giving you your order from eBay..." "Yes but wait 'till you see what that order is."
"Sex is called love making because there was no love to begin with"
"Money can buy you happiness, take prostitutes for instance"
"Why the fuck do you mess with me so much!?" "Because people like you say things like that"
"Nymph is just another word for a woman who knows how to make a man happy!"
"FUCK ME HARDER!" "Miss... I'm just giving you your order from eBay..." "Yes but wait 'till you see what that order is."