03-16-2009, 01:56 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-16-2009, 02:01 PM by Shadowknight.)
Shadow: What explosives? You didn't give us any list. Well who cares now I wanna blow something up. SDP PRIME! SHOW-TIME!
*SDP Prime erupts out of the ground*
SDP Prime: Destruction is the right of all sentient creatures.
Shadow: Okay SDP Prime, you see that small abandoned shack far from any human or animal or plant lives that could possibly be injured in anyway? Yeah a few miles to the south of that is a heavily populated city, throw one of those mini-nukes in there.
SDP Prime:
Prime directive 1: Obey orders of all SDP members.
Prime directive 2: Destroy the innocent.
Prime directive 3: SPAM!
*Hurls mini-nukes at the populated town, creating small mushroom clouds all over it pies raining down from the clouds*
*SDP Prime erupts out of the ground*
SDP Prime: Destruction is the right of all sentient creatures.
Shadow: Okay SDP Prime, you see that small abandoned shack far from any human or animal or plant lives that could possibly be injured in anyway? Yeah a few miles to the south of that is a heavily populated city, throw one of those mini-nukes in there.
SDP Prime:
Prime directive 1: Obey orders of all SDP members.
Prime directive 2: Destroy the innocent.
Prime directive 3: SPAM!
*Hurls mini-nukes at the populated town, creating small mushroom clouds all over it pies raining down from the clouds*
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.