02-05-2009, 02:10 PM
Heh, if only I was so lucky.
I dislocated my kneecap, pulling the oil pan off my car. Then, not five minutes after popping it back in place, I banged it on the bumper of my car.
Needless to say, after that, I called it a day. Then, frying chicken wings for dinner, the oil popped, and I got hit good with a splash of boiling lard.
...today was totally not my day. Throw a snowball at a little kid for me.
I dislocated my kneecap, pulling the oil pan off my car. Then, not five minutes after popping it back in place, I banged it on the bumper of my car.
Needless to say, after that, I called it a day. Then, frying chicken wings for dinner, the oil popped, and I got hit good with a splash of boiling lard.
...today was totally not my day. Throw a snowball at a little kid for me.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
