02-04-2009, 03:11 AM
Yay, now I get to use my swallow! *Tries to draw out Mastermune but only takes out a massive toothpick* Huh? Damn, shouldn't have gone over that giant's kitchen. Now I wonder where I left my weapon?
*Outside* *Stabbing sound is heard* *Goliath from the bible falls down making everything tremble*
DMX: Ooh... so that's where I left it! *Crashes through the wall that's right next to the door and jumps onto Goliath's mouth, retrieving a bloody Mastermune* Hmm, one has to wonder how he killed himself by impaling something below their teeth.
Goliath: *Eyes open* RRRRAAWR! I'm not dead! *Tries to chomp DMX down, but he jumps out just in time*
DMX: Hey! Watch it! Weren't you dead? Why'd you fall like that?!
Goliath: *Sits up and rubs head in wonder* Duuhh... I don't know...
DMX: Oh well, problem solved, and a giant's got amnesia, I see no damage done here.
Old Caretaker Lady: H-heeeelp... *Squirming under Goliath and the shambles from a wrecked orphanage*
*Outside* *Stabbing sound is heard* *Goliath from the bible falls down making everything tremble*
DMX: Ooh... so that's where I left it! *Crashes through the wall that's right next to the door and jumps onto Goliath's mouth, retrieving a bloody Mastermune* Hmm, one has to wonder how he killed himself by impaling something below their teeth.
Goliath: *Eyes open* RRRRAAWR! I'm not dead! *Tries to chomp DMX down, but he jumps out just in time*
DMX: Hey! Watch it! Weren't you dead? Why'd you fall like that?!
Goliath: *Sits up and rubs head in wonder* Duuhh... I don't know...
DMX: Oh well, problem solved, and a giant's got amnesia, I see no damage done here.
Old Caretaker Lady: H-heeeelp... *Squirming under Goliath and the shambles from a wrecked orphanage*