There's so much shit around me, such a lack of compassion

[Wisemon]

You more than likely have a low-flow design, meant to save water. Often times, it clogs up for "power-Dumpers", like you and me.

I don't think it's the flow so much as the pipe diameter. If it were just the flow, the plunger would've worked.

Either that, or lay off on the fiber. If your making "Mt. Kilamanjaro" every time you drop the boys off at the pool, you're pooping just a wee bit too much.

The toilet should conform to my diet, not the other way around. Besides, I just had a physical, and my blood tests show I'm very healthy. It's a good diet.

Permission to laugh, sir.

Permission granted.

I decided tomorrow I'm going to demand a real plumber to investigate the problem. It might just be the girth of my waste, but two clogs in a row could mean a bigger problem.