Quote:Pour some draino in that beastI already tried a bottle of drain cleaner last time, and the maintenance guy said it wouldn't work on toilets.
Quote:My Lord, fault them not for their lack of knowledge of handling the divine discharge that springs forth from your bowels! Forgive them, my lord.That's hilarious, nice word choice, but I'm really not so inclined to forgive a major plumbing design flaw.
"I looked up and saw you;
I know that you saw me.
We froze but for a moment
In empathy."-Rise Against