12-31-2008, 09:47 AM
"How tall are you private?"
"Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!"
"Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high. You tryin' to squeeze an inch on me somewhere, huh?!"
"Sir, no, sir!"
"Bullshit, looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated! Where'n the Hell you from, anyway, private?"
"Sir, Texas, Sir!"
"Holy dogshit! Texas, only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
"Sir, no, sir!"
"Are you a Peter-puffer?!"
"Sir, no, sir!"
"Bullshit! You look like the kind of person who'd fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!"
-Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, verbally abusing Private Cowboy, "Full Metal Jacket"
"Sir, five-foot-nine, sir!"
"Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high. You tryin' to squeeze an inch on me somewhere, huh?!"
"Sir, no, sir!"
"Bullshit, looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. I think you've been cheated! Where'n the Hell you from, anyway, private?"
"Sir, Texas, Sir!"
"Holy dogshit! Texas, only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?"
"Sir, no, sir!"
"Are you a Peter-puffer?!"
"Sir, no, sir!"
"Bullshit! You look like the kind of person who'd fuck a guy in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!"
-Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, verbally abusing Private Cowboy, "Full Metal Jacket"
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
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