06-09-2004, 02:23 PM
anyone want answers to these if not pay no attention to the following
Cyber Stryker:
How come in most RPG's non-sentient monsters have ready to spend money? easy way to get money in the game
How come ambulances can save everyone but you?
cause you did it
Why the hell do they keep releasing me from prison?
lawers
Pokemon:
Why do all pokemon come from eggs?
makes sense
DOAXBV:
Why can you put food/flowers in the collection and they never spoil?
they used all the programing on making the breasts bounce
Anus:
How can Mario just so damn high when he's so damn fat?
you trip on 'shrooms for that long and see what happens or it's mussle now
Why is it that video game manufacturers are more than willing to distribute games featuring violence, gore, death, sexism, mutilation, torture, mass genocide and so on, yet are afraid of inputing two women or two men kissing because they fear the community would find it gross and unbearable to watch? cause of who runs the country and the legions of annoying people that hate it
Why is it that in the movies, people become Jedi with years or training and discipline, yet in video games, people become Jedi masters about week after finding a lightsaber in their father's garage? faster that way
jukebox:
Why is it that in manhunt no gang ever has a flash light?
cause it's better/harder that way
RaZhar:
How come when you're in disguise no one thinks to ask you your name, rank and serial number?
How come none of the guards have the intelligence to know you're the intruder when they've just seen you run in normally then out then back in with a disguise on?
How come the alert goes down if you leave the room?
cause they and it is stupid
Halo
How come Master Chief can survive damn near Armageddon but dies if you tap him on the back of the head?
cause it bothers you
wise:
How do gold rings temporarily protect Sonic while he walks on lava or spikes? magic
How can Mortal Kombat characters be turned into babies? it's supposed to be funny
How can the Ghostbusters buy weapons from somebody else? how do you think they pay for their stuff
Why are Iceman and Archangel in the game if I can't play as them? to help you (I have this game)
How come the Megazord on the show never had to hit the monsters so many times? cause you already have the sword out (if it's the movie game I have that too)
tank:
*War of the Monsters for PS2*
Why can a moster made of out energy not get vaporized?
plot device
Why can't I play as the Cool 1st Sub Boss but you can play the 2 weak ass charaters like the Dragon and the Alien?
cause they suck and he dosen't
*Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker for GC*
Why can the Wind Waker teleport you to only a few places and not all the places on the map?
did you find all the places?
How come the really cool and best weapons like the Arrow of Light you have to get in the end with like a hour or less time left in the game to really enjoy it? that's how it works you only need it then
daemon:
Why does Luigi jump higher than Mario?
cause he's taller and thiner (I think nintendo said that before)
Why does random wildlife hate you?
how else are going to level up?
My own Splinter Cell Qs:
Why are none of the guards able to see your brightly glowing backpack/night vision goggles? see RaZhar's answers
Why is CIA headquarters so DARK?
heh heh I'm not going to say it
How does grass grow back so quickly after you chop it down? Magic Hyrulian Fertilizer?? yes
Why does the world suddenly stop turning when you're in town?
cause you're link (the most important person in the game world)
Who the heck draws all those Dungeon Maps?
which game cause tingle dose some of them
LTTP-Who the HELL planted all those stupid bombs laying in the ground? (I'm a sucker for those.) gorons
OOT, WW-How does a Bottle eat up a Magic Ball of Much Pain? (And you don't get to keep it... ) magic
that's all I can't remember any for me
Cyber Stryker:
How come in most RPG's non-sentient monsters have ready to spend money? easy way to get money in the game
How come ambulances can save everyone but you?
cause you did it
Why the hell do they keep releasing me from prison?
lawers
Pokemon:
Why do all pokemon come from eggs?
makes sense
DOAXBV:
Why can you put food/flowers in the collection and they never spoil?
they used all the programing on making the breasts bounce
Anus:
How can Mario just so damn high when he's so damn fat?
you trip on 'shrooms for that long and see what happens or it's mussle now
Why is it that video game manufacturers are more than willing to distribute games featuring violence, gore, death, sexism, mutilation, torture, mass genocide and so on, yet are afraid of inputing two women or two men kissing because they fear the community would find it gross and unbearable to watch? cause of who runs the country and the legions of annoying people that hate it
Why is it that in the movies, people become Jedi with years or training and discipline, yet in video games, people become Jedi masters about week after finding a lightsaber in their father's garage? faster that way
jukebox:
Why is it that in manhunt no gang ever has a flash light?
cause it's better/harder that way
RaZhar:
How come when you're in disguise no one thinks to ask you your name, rank and serial number?
How come none of the guards have the intelligence to know you're the intruder when they've just seen you run in normally then out then back in with a disguise on?
How come the alert goes down if you leave the room?
cause they and it is stupid
Halo
How come Master Chief can survive damn near Armageddon but dies if you tap him on the back of the head?
cause it bothers you
wise:
How do gold rings temporarily protect Sonic while he walks on lava or spikes? magic
How can Mortal Kombat characters be turned into babies? it's supposed to be funny
How can the Ghostbusters buy weapons from somebody else? how do you think they pay for their stuff
Why are Iceman and Archangel in the game if I can't play as them? to help you (I have this game)
How come the Megazord on the show never had to hit the monsters so many times? cause you already have the sword out (if it's the movie game I have that too)
tank:
*War of the Monsters for PS2*
Why can a moster made of out energy not get vaporized?
plot device
Why can't I play as the Cool 1st Sub Boss but you can play the 2 weak ass charaters like the Dragon and the Alien?
cause they suck and he dosen't
*Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker for GC*
Why can the Wind Waker teleport you to only a few places and not all the places on the map?
did you find all the places?
How come the really cool and best weapons like the Arrow of Light you have to get in the end with like a hour or less time left in the game to really enjoy it? that's how it works you only need it then
daemon:
Why does Luigi jump higher than Mario?
cause he's taller and thiner (I think nintendo said that before)
Why does random wildlife hate you?
how else are going to level up?
My own Splinter Cell Qs:
Why are none of the guards able to see your brightly glowing backpack/night vision goggles? see RaZhar's answers
Why is CIA headquarters so DARK?
heh heh I'm not going to say it
How does grass grow back so quickly after you chop it down? Magic Hyrulian Fertilizer?? yes
Why does the world suddenly stop turning when you're in town?
cause you're link (the most important person in the game world)
Who the heck draws all those Dungeon Maps?
which game cause tingle dose some of them
LTTP-Who the HELL planted all those stupid bombs laying in the ground? (I'm a sucker for those.) gorons
OOT, WW-How does a Bottle eat up a Magic Ball of Much Pain? (And you don't get to keep it... ) magic
that's all I can't remember any for me