06-08-2004, 11:22 AM
Why do Foxhound agents insist on telling you their life story after you've pumped fifty pounds of lead into their bodies?
Why do they still call the spell "Life" when you're supposedly just KO'd?
How can Mario just so damn high when he's so damn fat?
Why is it that video game manufacturers are more than willing to distribute games featuring violence, gore, death, sexism, mutilation, torture, mass genocide and so on, yet are afraid of inputing two women or two men kissing because they fear the community would find it gross and unbearable to watch?
Why is it that in the movies, people become Jedi with years or training and discipline, yet in video games, people become Jedi masters about week after finding a lightsaber in their father's garage?
Why do they still call the spell "Life" when you're supposedly just KO'd?
How can Mario just so damn high when he's so damn fat?
Why is it that video game manufacturers are more than willing to distribute games featuring violence, gore, death, sexism, mutilation, torture, mass genocide and so on, yet are afraid of inputing two women or two men kissing because they fear the community would find it gross and unbearable to watch?
Why is it that in the movies, people become Jedi with years or training and discipline, yet in video games, people become Jedi masters about week after finding a lightsaber in their father's garage?