why does god hate me?

[Guilmon and a shotgun]

Well, technically the FORUM of a porn website...but still, you do have access to pornography that is hosted on the site so he is right.

And cheer up cowboy, things can't get much worse...hell, at least you have a cuddly doggy pal to play with while things blow over...and you've still got internet on your phone. Theres always a good side to every negative.