11-18-2008, 08:33 AM
Two muffins are sitting in a tin in the oven, when one turns to the other and says, "gee, it sure is hot in here!" the other one replies, "HOLY SHIT, A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Banana.
How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Banana.
The last mutt standing.
The one and only, Cowboy from Hell.
******
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I reach the other side,
I can show him what it feels like to die.
I can show him what it feels like to die.
Bury me with my guns on,
So when I'm cast out of the skies,
I can shoot the Devil right between the eyes.
