10-19-2008, 12:24 AM
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
"I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!"
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
-Anon
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
"Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die."
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
"I could've eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay!!"
"Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else."
-Anon
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