10-04-2008, 11:21 PM
*cheesey talk show theme music plays*
-Announcer: "Welcome back to 'Jaina In the Morning'."
-Jaina: "We're here with Malvindroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
-Kim: "Umm... yeah?"
-Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell us why you're really here."
-Malvindroth: "Well, Kim-cake, I love you. But I have something to tell you. Uh... I'm a Demon."
-*audience gasps and boos*
-Malvindroth: "Actually, more of a Pitlord."
-Kim: "What? I don't understand."
-Crowd: "HE'S A BUM, THROW HIM OUT!"
-Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office."
-Malvindroth: "Well... I moonlight."
- Pit Lord & Random Audience quotes, Frozen Throne.
-Announcer: "Welcome back to 'Jaina In the Morning'."
-Jaina: "We're here with Malvindroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
-Kim: "Umm... yeah?"
-Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell us why you're really here."
-Malvindroth: "Well, Kim-cake, I love you. But I have something to tell you. Uh... I'm a Demon."
-*audience gasps and boos*
-Malvindroth: "Actually, more of a Pitlord."
-Kim: "What? I don't understand."
-Crowd: "HE'S A BUM, THROW HIM OUT!"
-Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office."
-Malvindroth: "Well... I moonlight."
- Pit Lord & Random Audience quotes, Frozen Throne.