07-23-2007, 04:09 AM
(This post was last modified: 07-23-2007, 04:16 AM by Frisk E. Coyote.)
"Your Adorable Beast" -Bobby Bare Jr
I look cute at the end of your leash –
Your adorable beast
As I salivate on your shoes
Obedient and true –
Loyal through and through
A fuzzy reflection of you
If you are wounded, I will lick it
If you feed me, I won't forget it
If I mess up, just rub my nose in it
You let me out to sniff around
Do my business and stretch out
And I always come running when you call
Chorus
I look cute at the end of your leash –
your adorable beast
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I was lost when you found me –
Half crazy and mangy
But you cleaned me up and I am here for good
But if I run away, will you miss me
Search through the streets for me
Because I will be looking for you
I look cute at the end of your leash –
your adorable beast
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
And if I growl, well I don't mean it
And if I bark, just give me a kick
And when I whine, pay me no mind, I'm just missin' you
I'll chase your enemies away
Lick your momma on the face
I'll only wag my tail when I'm with you
I will follow you around to every part of town
You can show me off like a brand new tatoo
I look cute at the end of your leash –
your adorable beast
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I look cute at the end of your leash –
Your adorable beast
As I salivate on your shoes
Obedient and true –
Loyal through and through
A fuzzy reflection of you
If you are wounded, I will lick it
If you feed me, I won't forget it
If I mess up, just rub my nose in it
You let me out to sniff around
Do my business and stretch out
And I always come running when you call
Chorus
I look cute at the end of your leash –
your adorable beast
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
I was lost when you found me –
Half crazy and mangy
But you cleaned me up and I am here for good
But if I run away, will you miss me
Search through the streets for me
Because I will be looking for you
I look cute at the end of your leash –
your adorable beast
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
And if I growl, well I don't mean it
And if I bark, just give me a kick
And when I whine, pay me no mind, I'm just missin' you
I'll chase your enemies away
Lick your momma on the face
I'll only wag my tail when I'm with you
I will follow you around to every part of town
You can show me off like a brand new tatoo
I look cute at the end of your leash –
your adorable beast
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!"