07-18-2007, 10:58 AM
From Jeff foxworthy.. but they are funny..
If you own a home that is mobile, and fourteen cars that aren't... You might be a redneck.
If you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income... You might be a redneck
If your family tree does not fork.... You might be a redneck
If you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.. You might be a redneck
If you work without a shirt on and so does your husband... You might be a redneck
If your richest relative buys a house, and you have to go help take the wheels off of it... You might be a redneck
If you own a home that is mobile, and fourteen cars that aren't... You might be a redneck.
If you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income... You might be a redneck
If your family tree does not fork.... You might be a redneck
If you think the nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.. You might be a redneck
If you work without a shirt on and so does your husband... You might be a redneck
If your richest relative buys a house, and you have to go help take the wheels off of it... You might be a redneck
