Ugh, damn automobiles

[The Reclaimer]

Yeah, that would be cool. Just like show up out of thin air and people will be all like "Whoa, how did you do that?!" and I'd be like "Cause I'm better than you and have special powers." Then I'd make them think I'm an alien superhero before quitting and selling any teleporting powers to be exploited to the highest bidder...and then I'd teleport away with the money...damn...I'm an asshole.