Strippers

[MISTER BIG T]

Strip clubs are the biggest waste of time, money, and effort ever invented. It's pointless and gives wrong ideas to the people. With me, is a friend of mine who works at a strip club as dancer. To secure her anonymousness, we'll be refering to her as M.



Behold! A stripper that's actually useful for something!!

The biggest bone I've got with the strip clubs is how much the beverages cost there. Where areas, a big pint of beer costs around 2-3 euros or so around regular bars; it costs almost 6 euros at the strip club. And if you're fooled into buying champagne, it may cost around 80 euros. (!!!)

M: When I joined the club I was told if a guy wants to buy me a drink I can't ever ask anything else but champagne, even if I'd not particulary like champagne. The champagne is regular champagne that you can buy in most stores with nearly three times less the cost and it is usually the most worst tasting one so the girls don't drink too much and get drunk off it.

Moving along, there's the dancing that happens where the girls dance usually using poles and some sort of themesong. After doing their routine, girls come and beg money off you. If you're talked into giving them money, they may try and talk you into going private time with them to a private room. If you pay extra, they may bring some champagne or friend. With extra, you may touch the woman to certain limits. To get to the touching though, you have to have already pay around 80 or so euros, because only to the private may cost 40 euros and depending on the dancer, they may charge more. Did I mention that you cannot *really* do anything but to just sit there with erection, if the girls even manage to give you one?

M: I never knew how to dance so I just decided to just jump and slowly slide down on the pole whole lot. I just rub myself against the pole a lot, as if I'd be turned on by the touch of the cold metal and people are all interested. Then I just talk some shit to some idiots to get lots of money and some drinks. Sometimes some guys pay lots of extra so I'll accompany them for the whole evening and sit in their tables in between dances or such. Then all I have to do is get drunk and talk some pointless bullshit.



Hikari makes her parents proud by revealing she was prostitute and not a stripper.

So what's the point of going to see strippers anyway? It costs tons of money and you can only look at medicore looking women who you can't even fuck or do anything with. The only time I have ever been able to do something was when the stripper was an old friend of mine who I hadn't seen in years. So even then, it was because of our old friendship and not because of the job.

M: I don't really feel bad pretending to be interested in the people. Sometimes, some guys have followed me to a night club I sometimes go to after work and had tried to score with me at which point I bluntly tell them I don't really like that sort of men and they were only money to me.

Well, thanks from the insight! Say M, what kind of men do you like anyway?

M: WOmen

ZING!!



Uhh, I don't think strip bars are immoral enough to take girls your age into work..... Are they?