I wish I were an only child.

[Frisk E. Coyote]

I. Hate. My. Sister. So. Very. Much.

To the point where I'm monologuing as I type this rant.

This is my first ever rant here on the DaD, and I'm not sure whether I'm doing something that will help me or not. Theres just something about confiding your inner feelings to people you don't really know that feels SO right.
Earlier today, I was at a party in a pub with my parents and she-who-was-born-a-bitch, and we were all getting along quite fine. Since it was a party, people shoveled a hellot'o'food on my plate, and to be polite, I tried my best to eat it all. I even went as far as to excuse myself so I can puke in the toilet. A few minutes later, superbitch comes out of no where, and shoves a puto into my face, saying "O, matakaw ka, kainin mo na to." (You're a glutton, so eat this!) in her oh so very BITCHY voice and tone.
I couldn't help but shove it back into her face. What did she do? SHE GOT MAD AND PUNCHED ME IN THE CHEST. I'm not sexist, so I'm not afraid to hit a girl when she deserves it- especially if they start it. So i just shove her. And she makes me leave. Now I'm stuck back in my apartment here in Ireland, waiting for my parents to come home punish me for my vulgar crime.

I've been tolerating her bitchery since she turned 12. She wasn't always bad... we used to be friends. But now, she seems to have excelled in the art of bitchcraft. Whenever I try to verbally deffend myself, she'd just go all "He. Bakla. Bakla. Bakla." in an interupting sort of way as I speak. She was calling me gay, and ignoring everything I say- I SO HATE HER GUTS.

She throws a good punch too- she's FAT, BITCHY, RUDE- and- and just plain MEAN!! And my parents just keep spoiling her, I mean- COME ON!! She leaves her stuff all over the place like some snake, doesn't care about my parent's PC, talks to her fake "friends" really loudly, is an insane GOSSIP, doesn't care about my parents, is extremely selfish, keeps asking for money even though we're having a currency crisis and HOGS THE COMPUTER!! why does she consistently updating her friendster account!?

RARGH!! GUAAARGAAARGH!! BWAAAAAAARGHAAAAAAAAUAAAAAUUUAAARGHAA!!!

(Ahem) Sorry. I really hate her, I actually screamed that as I typed it. Phew... now that I've typed this- I sort of feel a little better. Well thanks for your time, I might do this again.