03-10-2004, 06:36 AM
Ok, I got a plan for my new religion.
Phase 1: Spread the word of the religion, get people to donate money (all in the name of "Arthur Dent", of course).
Phase 2: With all that money, become a TV Evangelist. Rip people off more
Phase 3: Chrystal cathedral in Waco (In Waco, what has ever gone wrong?)
Phase 5: Golden shrines...sell them..sell them all! And, those little statues for yourdash boards (Tell me you wouldn't want a little Ford Prefect looking at you while you drive?)
Phase 6: Can we say "Platnium Edition Hitchhiker's Guide"?
Phase 7: Move the religious center to Mexico, get Mexico to be the first Arthian controlled country.
Phase 8: And then praise Marvin for his good fortune (::Holds back laughter::)
Phase 1: Spread the word of the religion, get people to donate money (all in the name of "Arthur Dent", of course).
Phase 2: With all that money, become a TV Evangelist. Rip people off more
Phase 3: Chrystal cathedral in Waco (In Waco, what has ever gone wrong?)
Phase 5: Golden shrines...sell them..sell them all! And, those little statues for yourdash boards (Tell me you wouldn't want a little Ford Prefect looking at you while you drive?)
Phase 6: Can we say "Platnium Edition Hitchhiker's Guide"?
Phase 7: Move the religious center to Mexico, get Mexico to be the first Arthian controlled country.
Phase 8: And then praise Marvin for his good fortune (::Holds back laughter::)