Your sexual orientation? Wha'cha interested in?

[Wisemon]

BTW Wisemon, I'm curious: If you're celibate, then why do you frequent a hentai-oriented message board?

It's not necessarily a contradiction; let me explain. I've grown up on kids' heroes cartoons and live action shows, such as Digimon. So, I've based my life around the values of a superhero. One of those values is the right girl on the first try, the girl whose personality fits perfectly with the hero's. Ideally, they were childhood friends who became more, but that option died for me a long time ago. I've been searching for years and haven't made a move until now. I found her, and it turns out that she's even slower than I am, so I'm all set. Like I said, it's a perfectionist thing, not a religious thing. You might think I'm a little out there for believing that I'm somewhat of a superhero, but my life has had many similarities. Cheap plug: My series has a very similar plot, and some of the events that have happened to me in real life are similar and happened after I wrote about them...freaky.