GREAT NEW IDEA!!

[Wisemon]

Mellow rock is much deeper than "OH, boohoo! My life sucks! I'll kill myself! Waaah! ::Random guitar solo::" (and don't say it isn't, I used to listen to that stuff too).

Mellow rock isn't deeper; you only think it's deeper. Because there's no or slow electric and only slow drumming you believe that the lyrics must have a deeper meaning in order to compensate, but most of the time, you're not getting compensated. I'll grant you that Pink Floyd does have some deep lyrics, but don't you dare try to argue that Bob Marley and Jerry Garcia were fucking geniuses. Also, my life does suck, so that style suits me pretty well. Oh, I can take the thrash metal, but there's no point because it's rarely coherent.