Things You Will Never Hear on "Digimon"... Version

[Wisemon]

well since wisemon qoutes his fics I'll give you all one of my only fics

Yep, I've quoted some of my own stories for this, but I've also written the most original scripts for this thread, and if I do say so myself, the best ones.

Not bad, but this is starting to get excessive. The contest isn't really supposed to be about lifting passages from your own fanfics. I was hoping for more improvised stuff.

You want improvisation? You want something original? Look no further than the Original Prankster. Here's a gigantic reference/metaphor.

From "A Clue From The Digi-Past":

Izzy: There's definitely something in there with them.
Mimi: Spill it, Izzy; what's in this maze with us?
Izzy*studies computer*: Bakemon...a bunch of them...coming from the center of the maze.
Mimi: We can't defend ourselves against Bakemon. They can practically kill us by touching us. How do we get out of this maze?
Izzy: There should be some white grapes all along the path of the maze. If you eat them all, you'll beat the maze.
Mimi: That doesn't make any sense, and since when are grapes white?
Izzy: They're the seedless kind. They're actually green, but they're called white grapes. It's a Mediterranean thing.
Mimi: Oh.
Izzy: If you get sick of the grapes, there are some cherries in the corners. After you eat those, you'll be able to get rid of the Bakemon, but only temporarily.

Three minutes later...

Mimi: Izzy, I avoided the Bakemon, and I ate all of the grapes. It wasn't easy.
Izzy: Prodigious, nice work.
Mimi: Yeah, the only problem is that all of the grapes reappeared, and now the Bakemon are moving faster.
Izzy: That sucks.
Mimi: It totally sucks. I can eat all of the grapes again, but I think they'll just reappear again. So, what's the point?
Izzy: You're trying to get the high score.
Mimi: Oh, I get it now. Izzy, I don't think I'm going to make it out of here, so can you do me a favor?
Izzy: Sure.
Mimi: Have Palmon jam your computer up your ass.