Things You Will Never Hear on "Digimon"... Version

[Wisemon]

I'll try this again. I got an invalid session last time. I think this is my best one yet.

From "Piedmon's Last Jest":

Sora: What kind of sicko turns people into keychains?
Izzy*gazes intently at Piedmon's magic white sheets*: Joe, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Joe: Yep, but we'll need Mimi.
Mimi*arrives with the Digimon allies*: Need me for what?
Joe*whispers in Mimi's ear*: So that's the plan.
Mimi*takes off her dress*: Hey Piedmon, look at these!
Piedmon: Look at what? Flash me again when you fill out.
Joe*picks up one of the sheets and throws it over Piedmon while he's distracted*: Now you can join the Klan. You'll fit in perfectly.
Piedmon: Oh shit. *He gets turned into a keychain.*
Sora: Nice work, Joe, but with Piedmon gone, how are we supposed to transform Tai, Matt, WarGreymon, and MetalGarurumon back? You didn't think this through.
Izzy: Sora makes an intriguing point, but I'm hypothesizing that Joe has a counterargument.
Joe: Yep, I sure do.
Sora: And that is?
Joe: They're keychains, and we're not, and that's what's important. So let's all have an orgy.
Mimi*takes off panties*: With Tai and Matt gone, I guess you're the leader now.
Sora: Mimi, you ignorant slut, we can't just let them remain as keychains. We promised our parents that we'd all return alive. Tai and Matt's parents will be really distraught.
T.K.: Actually, I don't think my dad will care, or notice, if Matt comes back as a keychain.
Sora: Tai's parents will be really distraught.
Izzy: I think they'll understand. It's a war; casualties are bound to happen.
Gennai*suddenly appears*: That's right, and this war isn't over. You still have to face the true enemy, Apocalymon.
Sora: We don't have to do shit. Why don't you go fuck yourself while we fuck each other? It's orgy time.
Joe: I thought you'd see things my way.
Kari: What do you guys want me and T.K. to do?
Joe: Just watch and learn.