01-31-2004, 03:48 PM
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I was the first person to combine the fourth season with South Park. That's pretty funny, but I still say you incidentally ripped me off. Eh, you're forgiven.
Here's an interesting concept. What did the kids learn while on "The Digimon World Tour"?:
Kari: Three brothers are better than one...except when they're all ugly guys with tiny dicks. Yes, I fucked them anyway.
Izzy: The average two year old from India knows as much about computers as me.
Mimi: New York pizza costs more than Chicago pizza, it isn't as good, and you get less of it.
Davis: New York should change its name from the Big Apple to the Big Urinal.
Cody: Although Australia was founded by convicts, the people there aren't very alert for criminals. I managed to swipe about two dozen wallets.
Joe: The Australian girls are hot...and way out of my league. I was constantly didgering my own doo.
Tai: French people don't smell as bad as everybody says. It's their personality that stinks.
T.K.: I'm a pussy with a stupid hat, so I fit in perfectly with the Parisian locals.
Matt: Everything is legal in Mexico-public nudity, underage drinking, hookers, fireworks, if you want to kill a hobo...well, it's frowned upon.
Ken: Although it's been said many times, many ways, DON'T DRINK THE WATER!
Sora: Russian dressing in every country is made from ketchup and mayonnaise...except Russia, where it's made from vodka and more vodka.
Yolie: The life of a mail-order bride is actually pretty good. At least, that's what the bridal pimp told me.
Here's an interesting concept. What did the kids learn while on "The Digimon World Tour"?:
Kari: Three brothers are better than one...except when they're all ugly guys with tiny dicks. Yes, I fucked them anyway.
Izzy: The average two year old from India knows as much about computers as me.
Mimi: New York pizza costs more than Chicago pizza, it isn't as good, and you get less of it.
Davis: New York should change its name from the Big Apple to the Big Urinal.
Cody: Although Australia was founded by convicts, the people there aren't very alert for criminals. I managed to swipe about two dozen wallets.
Joe: The Australian girls are hot...and way out of my league. I was constantly didgering my own doo.
Tai: French people don't smell as bad as everybody says. It's their personality that stinks.
T.K.: I'm a pussy with a stupid hat, so I fit in perfectly with the Parisian locals.
Matt: Everything is legal in Mexico-public nudity, underage drinking, hookers, fireworks, if you want to kill a hobo...well, it's frowned upon.
Ken: Although it's been said many times, many ways, DON'T DRINK THE WATER!
Sora: Russian dressing in every country is made from ketchup and mayonnaise...except Russia, where it's made from vodka and more vodka.
Yolie: The life of a mail-order bride is actually pretty good. At least, that's what the bridal pimp told me.
"I looked up and saw you;
I know that you saw me.
We froze but for a moment
In empathy."-Rise Against