Things You Will Never Hear on "Digimon"... Version

[Wisemon]

*laughs* *applauds* Nice one!

Ooh, applause from Urban Dream. I must be on the right track. Well, situational comedy is my greatest strength, and I try to bring it into all of my lemons. For now, how about some more unused scripts? I think we were all wondering how Matt ended up with Sora. One possible explanation can be found in this alternate ending to "The Crest of Light".

From the first season's "The Crest of Light":

Koromon: You missed what I did as WarGreymon; I sliced you like an onion.
Machinedramon: Then why am I still standing here?
Koromon: That's a good question.
Machinedramon: Indeed, Giga Cannon! *He fires twin yellow beams and destroys Koromon, Tentomon, Biyomon, Patamon, and Gatomon.* You see, I'm fine. No, wait, you did slice me. I'm breaking up. *He disintegrates like his victims.*
Izzy: How the hell did that happen? That was scientifically impossible.
Tai: I guess Joe and Mimi will have to handle Piedmon.
Sora: What about Matt?
Tai: He wanted to go off on his own, so I say fuck him.
Sora: Don't mind if I do.
Tai: Sora, I didn't mean it like that.
Sora: Tai, you're the leader, and since you ordered me to fuck Matt, that's what I'm going to do.
Tai*ponders the matter and reaches a conclusion*: You already fucked him, didn't you?
Sora: I have a thing for blondes...

That's what you call a misleading answer. At first, you thought it was Tai's orders, but girls aren't much different from boys on some things, and I think it was the hair color.