01-21-2004, 10:05 AM
Wisemon Wrote:I've been waiting a long time for this topic to resurface. Gnostic, I remember the things you had J.P. doing in the last "Things You Will Never Hear On Digimon" topic. I want to know what you have against him. If it's the weight thing, I understand. I saw your picture in the "Reveal Thine True Form" topic, and you're pretty scrawny. If there's something wrong with J.P.'s personality, I'd like to know.
My series of lemons alternates between a lighter side and heavy shit. The lighter side is essentially what one would expect in this topic. So rather than writing new material, I'll just copy and paste some appropriate stuff from my stories. I'll start with the first one, and I'll add more in later posts.
Oh no, you're taking the thing too seriously. The whole point of the "Evil JP versus Dubya" joke was to offend everyone. (Strangely enough, though, over the summer, I went to camp, and one of my roommates was a big psychotic guy who behaved a lot like Evil JP, which just goes to show that truth is much more fucked up than fiction.)