02-26-2007, 10:57 AM
Fresh from the Jeff Foxworthy Archives:
You might be a redneck if...
...The only time you skydived wasn't on purpose.
...You think 'home security' means taking the front steps with you.
...Your porch collapsed and at least two dogs were lost in the accident
...starting your truck wakes at least 12 cats.
You might be a redneck if...
...The only time you skydived wasn't on purpose.
...You think 'home security' means taking the front steps with you.
...Your porch collapsed and at least two dogs were lost in the accident
...starting your truck wakes at least 12 cats.
