01-26-2007, 11:59 AM
*Wakes up in the dirty bathroom scene*
Cal: What the...? *shakes it off and realises he's chained to the wall* Right, this calls for 50 or 60 cc's of asskick... *tv turns on* oh great, happy hour.
Billy (The Puppet): Hello Calibremon.
Cal: S'up.
Billy: I want to play a game. I -
Cal: I know this speech. You think that I don't value the gift of life, and so we're going to play your sadistic game so that I better appreciate life and all it has to offer a sick, perverted soul like myself. But what IS life, if you really think about it? How do I know that I am truly alive to begin with? For all I know, you, me, and everything in this room could be nothing more than a clever hallucination dreamed up by aq crazy person locked up in an asylum. So tell me, Billy; how do I win a game where the very rules and parameters are open to interpretation?
Billy: *head explodes from theory overload*
Cal: Snoogins. *escapes in a terribly dramatic and clich
Cal: What the...? *shakes it off and realises he's chained to the wall* Right, this calls for 50 or 60 cc's of asskick... *tv turns on* oh great, happy hour.
Billy (The Puppet): Hello Calibremon.
Cal: S'up.
Billy: I want to play a game. I -
Cal: I know this speech. You think that I don't value the gift of life, and so we're going to play your sadistic game so that I better appreciate life and all it has to offer a sick, perverted soul like myself. But what IS life, if you really think about it? How do I know that I am truly alive to begin with? For all I know, you, me, and everything in this room could be nothing more than a clever hallucination dreamed up by aq crazy person locked up in an asylum. So tell me, Billy; how do I win a game where the very rules and parameters are open to interpretation?
Billy: *head explodes from theory overload*
Cal: Snoogins. *escapes in a terribly dramatic and clich
