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I've never seen a Saw or Saw Sequel movie before- but Holy shit- it sounds hot! When the DVD comes out here- I'm buying!

OH-OH! Nice one Shadow Sensei!

Gun: *Wakes up chained to a toilet seat. A strange device has a chord on each of his testicles.* Did someone molest me? That's SO hot!

Random Person: *has a device on his face that will rip his eyeballs* Oh god- oh god-

Gun: Hey- I want one of those! You look cool!

TV with the puppet: Hello. Gunter. I hear you like balls.

Gun: OOH!! Sock puppet! Yesyesyes- I LOVE balls!!

TV with the puppet: Then you'll have to choose- Eyeballs or plain balls? That device will rip your testicles out. And that one will rip his eyes out. You can only one- and if you fail to choose in three-

Gun: *rips balls off* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

TV with the pupptet: What the fuck did you just do!?

Gun: Saving him! Maybe he'll lend me his eyeballs now- and we can BOTH play with our balls!

TV with the puppet: YOU SICK FUCK- What are-

Gun: OOOH!! A hole in the wall! Hey- there's a puppet in there!

TV with the puppet: Pay no attention to the puppet- you IDIOT!!

Gun: Hey puppet!! Lets play with your balls!

Puppet: GOOD LORD- STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!
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[No subject] - by fred_18 - 01-25-2007, 04:52 PM
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