01-25-2007, 05:15 PM
Shadow: *Wakes up chained to a pipe* What the hell?
Slashmon: Hey, bout time you woke up.
Shadow: Oh great, are we in another joke of a movie?
Slashmon: Yeah, I think Saw this time.
Shadow: Oh good, I saw that movie. There should be a recorder to tell us how to get out of here.
Slashmon: Oh, about that.
Shadow: Got it, *Grabs a tape recorder and hits play*
Slash's voice: Note to self: Slit Shadow's throat while he's sleeping. *Long pause* Wow, do I really sound like that? *Long pause* Guess I do haha.
Shadow: *Large vein in his forehead*
Slashmon: Oops.
Shadow: *Throws machine at Slash as it smashes on the wall revealing a key* What the? *Picks up the key and sees a locked brown cabinet, opens it to reveal a TV*
Puppet on TV: Hello, I assume if you are watching this that one of you was stupid enough to tape over the tape,
Slash: Yo.
Puppet: And that the other threw it at him.
Shadow: *Picking at his ear in boredom*
Puppet: You SDP members enjoy playing games. I'd like to play a game. Shadow, in that box next to you you will find the papers of all your adventures in SDP. Within them lies the answer to your freedom. And Slash, next to you is a gun, within it is three bullets.
*Loud bang*
Shadow: AHHHH!
Puppet: Holy shit what did you just do?
Slash: What? I thought you were gonna tell me to shoot him.
Puppet: No, jeez what is wrong with you?
Slash: *Shoots the chain on his legs freeing him then shoots Shadow's freeing him*
Puppet: I'm not done with,
Slash: *Throws empty gun at TV* Are we done here?
Shadow: Yeah, this is getting boring. *Rams his head into the wall creating an exit and he and Slash walk out.*
Slashmon: Hey, bout time you woke up.
Shadow: Oh great, are we in another joke of a movie?
Slashmon: Yeah, I think Saw this time.
Shadow: Oh good, I saw that movie. There should be a recorder to tell us how to get out of here.
Slashmon: Oh, about that.
Shadow: Got it, *Grabs a tape recorder and hits play*
Slash's voice: Note to self: Slit Shadow's throat while he's sleeping. *Long pause* Wow, do I really sound like that? *Long pause* Guess I do haha.
Shadow: *Large vein in his forehead*
Slashmon: Oops.
Shadow: *Throws machine at Slash as it smashes on the wall revealing a key* What the? *Picks up the key and sees a locked brown cabinet, opens it to reveal a TV*
Puppet on TV: Hello, I assume if you are watching this that one of you was stupid enough to tape over the tape,
Slash: Yo.
Puppet: And that the other threw it at him.
Shadow: *Picking at his ear in boredom*
Puppet: You SDP members enjoy playing games. I'd like to play a game. Shadow, in that box next to you you will find the papers of all your adventures in SDP. Within them lies the answer to your freedom. And Slash, next to you is a gun, within it is three bullets.
*Loud bang*
Shadow: AHHHH!
Puppet: Holy shit what did you just do?
Slash: What? I thought you were gonna tell me to shoot him.
Puppet: No, jeez what is wrong with you?
Slash: *Shoots the chain on his legs freeing him then shoots Shadow's freeing him*
Puppet: I'm not done with,
Slash: *Throws empty gun at TV* Are we done here?
Shadow: Yeah, this is getting boring. *Rams his head into the wall creating an exit and he and Slash walk out.*
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
