01-11-2007, 01:22 PM
There are 5 major forces in the universe. They are, in order of strongest to weakest:
Chuck Norris
Inertia
Magnetism
Radiation
Gravity
The last four are by-products of the universe trying to stay the fuck away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once kicked a man so hard, he knocked the black out of him. The man? Michael Jackson.
What happened to the black? It coagulated for a few years and resurfaced with the name Sinbad.
Chuck Norris
Inertia
Magnetism
Radiation
Gravity
The last four are by-products of the universe trying to stay the fuck away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once kicked a man so hard, he knocked the black out of him. The man? Michael Jackson.
What happened to the black? It coagulated for a few years and resurfaced with the name Sinbad.