Mind if I do a sports related rant in there?

[Wisemon]

Also, I'm starting to get a bit sick of that thing players do when their team wins a game. They pour the Gatorade over the winning coaches head. Just once, I'd like to put an end to that American sporting tradition (the getting the coach wet with sports drink bit, not the Gatorade).

It's just tradition. I'll grant you; it's a wasteful tradition, but it's a chance for the players to get a measure of revenge on the coach who pushes them in practice until they pass out.

I don't know much about college football, but I'm a professional football expert. I've been watching it since I was seven years old. I know the history, the teams, the players, the rules. I saved thousands of football cards. If anybody has any questions about professional football, I'm a good person to ask.