RETURN OF PLOT DEVICE??????!!!! (Episodes 1-7)

[MISTER BIG T]

PLOT DEVICE 5 and rest!

The wave spread across the lands...

Davis: "Kari, suck my dick."
Kari: "Nooooooooooo!!!"
Davis: "Then I shall take you from behind! Forcefully!"

Just then, the beam hit Davis, making him turn into sausage!

Kari: "............Hooray!"

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Veemon: "Now you see?? The powers are beyond any mortal can ever imagine!"
Asian reporter: "Uhhh, that's nice and all. How long did it take for you to make it?"
Veemon: "Five years. My wife left me, my kids became addicts, but it's finally done! SAUSAGEMATOR 3500 MK II!!"

At sametime...

George: "Wow, what a strong weapon that is."
Barney: "I love you, I love you, I love you.... "
Alice: "Have mercy!"
George: "Hey, don't torture the prisoners. That's the job I have to do."
Barney: "Hyuck Hyuck! Sorry boss."
Guilmon: "Kill me now. Please."

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Ken: "Whew, goddamn that was nasty. Goodthing I wore super restorative underwear."

Saying this, Ken jumped to his feet.

Ken: "Evil Deer Shit is probably already there... And he must have used the power of balls... Power of balls! Tee hee!"

WHAT WILL BECOME OF OUR HEROES NOW?? The tension is killing me, but I LOVE IT!!!!!!!