09-05-2003, 02:44 AM
Evil Deer Shit raised the cloak of Digi Emeperor and began going into nearby town.
Evil Deer Shit: "Guilmon balls... Calling to me..."
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At sametime, Bunny died. Yes, he died because Gatomon stuffed a ring up his anus. Anyway...
Gatomon: "I have confession to you Pata..."
Patamon: "Yeah?"
Gatomon: "I gathered Guilmon balls and made a wish."
Patamon: "Guilmon balls?"
Gatomon: "There are 7 Guilmon balls. When they are all gathered, I can make a wish!"
Patamon: ".....And your wish was?"
Gatomon: "It was..."
COMERCIAL TIME!
Oldman: "Sometimes when I'm at toilets, I really make lots of shit. I always use brown eye toilet paper, since my ass demands so. Brown eye, 'cause I'm worth it."
End of comercial.
Patamon: "WOAH! ARE YOU SERIOUS??"
Gatomon: " Yes, I am."
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George: "Hoh hoh hoo! They are humping themselfs like theres no tomorrow! Now, I just wish there would be babies to make explode."
Suddenly, the door opened and Barney the dinosaur walked in.
George: "Didn't I ask you and Ken get me my Guilmon balls, so I can make my wish?"
Barney: "You sure did! But, Ken turned out traitorous!"
George: "What? How dare you smile with news like that?"
Barney: "I'm not smiling, I was born with this face!"
Plot thickens... Is Ken gonna get the balls? Is George gonna get them? Or will it be Evil Deer Shit? And what about the wish that was made? And will the oldguy make another interuption?
Stand by for the next exciting episode of PLOT DEVICE...
Evil Deer Shit: "Guilmon balls... Calling to me..."
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At sametime, Bunny died. Yes, he died because Gatomon stuffed a ring up his anus. Anyway...
Gatomon: "I have confession to you Pata..."
Patamon: "Yeah?"
Gatomon: "I gathered Guilmon balls and made a wish."
Patamon: "Guilmon balls?"
Gatomon: "There are 7 Guilmon balls. When they are all gathered, I can make a wish!"
Patamon: ".....And your wish was?"
Gatomon: "It was..."
COMERCIAL TIME!
Oldman: "Sometimes when I'm at toilets, I really make lots of shit. I always use brown eye toilet paper, since my ass demands so. Brown eye, 'cause I'm worth it."
End of comercial.
Patamon: "WOAH! ARE YOU SERIOUS??"
Gatomon: " Yes, I am."
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George: "Hoh hoh hoo! They are humping themselfs like theres no tomorrow! Now, I just wish there would be babies to make explode."
Suddenly, the door opened and Barney the dinosaur walked in.
George: "Didn't I ask you and Ken get me my Guilmon balls, so I can make my wish?"
Barney: "You sure did! But, Ken turned out traitorous!"
George: "What? How dare you smile with news like that?"
Barney: "I'm not smiling, I was born with this face!"
Plot thickens... Is Ken gonna get the balls? Is George gonna get them? Or will it be Evil Deer Shit? And what about the wish that was made? And will the oldguy make another interuption?
Stand by for the next exciting episode of PLOT DEVICE...