08-11-2003, 05:25 AM
Hmm... I want to be buried at sea. Stick my cold, stiff ass in a metal tube with a rocket on one end and shoot me into the great briney Pacific!
Hehe... the weird part is how the funeral's gonna go.
The casket's closed, so people think I'm in there... and just when people are giving an... epitath or whatever, my body drops down on wires, the lights go out, and techno music starts blasting.
There's strobes, a disco ball, and bright colored spotlights everywhere! Old people and epileptics have heart attacks and seizures respectively! And the whole time my more than likely horribly mangled body spins and dances around like a puppet on strings! Which it is.
I'll be like the only person in existance to kill peeps after I've been declared legally dead, with eyewitnesses, DNA samples, and an autopsy to boot!
Hehe... the weird part is how the funeral's gonna go.
The casket's closed, so people think I'm in there... and just when people are giving an... epitath or whatever, my body drops down on wires, the lights go out, and techno music starts blasting.
There's strobes, a disco ball, and bright colored spotlights everywhere! Old people and epileptics have heart attacks and seizures respectively! And the whole time my more than likely horribly mangled body spins and dances around like a puppet on strings! Which it is.
I'll be like the only person in existance to kill peeps after I've been declared legally dead, with eyewitnesses, DNA samples, and an autopsy to boot!