07-13-2003, 04:43 AM
More from Df!
-I drank a whole can of beer at my brothers party before realizing it was used as an ash tray prior to my arrival lol.
-I went on the spider at a carnival 18 times, 18th time was when I was hanging half way out of the cart puking my brains out lol.
-When I was 5yr's old some 13yr old skank had a problem with my older brother, so instead of taking it up with him, she came, knee'd me in the balls several times, punched me in the face, grabbed me by the hair and swung me around 2 times before throwing me face first towards the ground.
-Trying to sing certain songs by Smashing Pumpkins when Billy Corgan's voice goes super high, then mine cracks....or as I like to call it, shatters hehe.
-Leaving a funeral home in tears and screaming Fuck in the middle of downtown about 5 times...each time getting a little louder. :oops:
-Accidentally almost paralizing myself by doing a wrestling ariel onto a matress...my feet met my shoulders.
-Getting a ladder drop kicked into the back of my head during a BYWing battle royal.
-I wore extremely tight jeans during the whole gr.9....my friends still won't let this one go lol.
-Getting up in the middle of class screaming "What the fuck are you doing!?" at my gr.7 jamiacan(sp?) english teacher after he caught me reading my copy of Sonic #53, he grabbed it and tore it up, so I stood up and kicked a desk over lol
-I miss pronouce names and words....very...very...VERY fucking often.
-Me and my friends were just mummbling/singing wrestling intro lyrics and we were singing Vince Mcmahon's and I though during one part he said "Rucous" that stupid buzz word people say, thought he said it to be like popular and cool...turns out it's "puppets" so I made a complete ass out of myself lol...which goes hand in hand with the incident above me lol.
Anyways yeah, heres another swank load of embarassing moments by myself....I'll post even more whenever I feel like making an ass out of myself lol...any questions about how or why the fuck I acted so stupid, go nuts lol.
-I drank a whole can of beer at my brothers party before realizing it was used as an ash tray prior to my arrival lol.
-I went on the spider at a carnival 18 times, 18th time was when I was hanging half way out of the cart puking my brains out lol.
-When I was 5yr's old some 13yr old skank had a problem with my older brother, so instead of taking it up with him, she came, knee'd me in the balls several times, punched me in the face, grabbed me by the hair and swung me around 2 times before throwing me face first towards the ground.
-Trying to sing certain songs by Smashing Pumpkins when Billy Corgan's voice goes super high, then mine cracks....or as I like to call it, shatters hehe.
-Leaving a funeral home in tears and screaming Fuck in the middle of downtown about 5 times...each time getting a little louder. :oops:
-Accidentally almost paralizing myself by doing a wrestling ariel onto a matress...my feet met my shoulders.
-Getting a ladder drop kicked into the back of my head during a BYWing battle royal.
-I wore extremely tight jeans during the whole gr.9....my friends still won't let this one go lol.
-Getting up in the middle of class screaming "What the fuck are you doing!?" at my gr.7 jamiacan(sp?) english teacher after he caught me reading my copy of Sonic #53, he grabbed it and tore it up, so I stood up and kicked a desk over lol
-I miss pronouce names and words....very...very...VERY fucking often.
-Me and my friends were just mummbling/singing wrestling intro lyrics and we were singing Vince Mcmahon's and I though during one part he said "Rucous" that stupid buzz word people say, thought he said it to be like popular and cool...turns out it's "puppets" so I made a complete ass out of myself lol...which goes hand in hand with the incident above me lol.
Anyways yeah, heres another swank load of embarassing moments by myself....I'll post even more whenever I feel like making an ass out of myself lol...any questions about how or why the fuck I acted so stupid, go nuts lol.