10-17-2006, 05:59 AM
WARNING: EXTREMELY VIOLENT. VIEW AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ylKqftJYkwk
Ever seen Final Destination 2? This is that scene with the pile-up. Let's outline the thought process, a little (if you're going to watch the video, don't read this).
Log Truck Driver: OMG, MY LOGS ARE GONE! I BETTER STAY ON THE ROAD AND LET THEM ALL FALL OUT BEFORE I HIT THE BRAKES.
Policeman: Nevermind the fact that I didn't hear the bone-rattling impact of the logs onto the roadway. I will procede to go in a straight line and not try to veer off the path of the massive lo-SPLAT.
Motor Cycle Driver: LOGS?! OMFG, I BETTER JUMP OFF MY BIKE.
Driving-With-Feet Guy: Oh shit, the cop car in front of me was just splattered by a 2,000 pound log! Instead of braking, I'd better swerve into the log's like a drunken asshole, go into the opposite lane and get hit by a 6-ton 18-wheeler.
White SUV: OMG LOGS I SHOULD DRIVE RIGHT INTO THEM
Shitty Brown Car: WOAH LOGS. I THINK I SHOULD BREAK, BUT ONLY AFTER I'M 50 METERS INTO THE MESS.
Red SUV: Well, it must be 30 seconds since the intial impact. Unless my reaction time is that of a high, drunken, and stoned retard, logically I should have braked by now, right? FUCK LOGIC, LOL *crash*.
Hot Rod Car: See Red SUV.
SECOND 18-wheeler: Why am I in the oncoming lane, especially after I just witnessed a 10-car pile-up? PLOT DEVICE, LOL.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ylKqftJYkwk
Ever seen Final Destination 2? This is that scene with the pile-up. Let's outline the thought process, a little (if you're going to watch the video, don't read this).
Log Truck Driver: OMG, MY LOGS ARE GONE! I BETTER STAY ON THE ROAD AND LET THEM ALL FALL OUT BEFORE I HIT THE BRAKES.
Policeman: Nevermind the fact that I didn't hear the bone-rattling impact of the logs onto the roadway. I will procede to go in a straight line and not try to veer off the path of the massive lo-SPLAT.
Motor Cycle Driver: LOGS?! OMFG, I BETTER JUMP OFF MY BIKE.
Driving-With-Feet Guy: Oh shit, the cop car in front of me was just splattered by a 2,000 pound log! Instead of braking, I'd better swerve into the log's like a drunken asshole, go into the opposite lane and get hit by a 6-ton 18-wheeler.
White SUV: OMG LOGS I SHOULD DRIVE RIGHT INTO THEM
Shitty Brown Car: WOAH LOGS. I THINK I SHOULD BREAK, BUT ONLY AFTER I'M 50 METERS INTO THE MESS.
Red SUV: Well, it must be 30 seconds since the intial impact. Unless my reaction time is that of a high, drunken, and stoned retard, logically I should have braked by now, right? FUCK LOGIC, LOL *crash*.
Hot Rod Car: See Red SUV.
SECOND 18-wheeler: Why am I in the oncoming lane, especially after I just witnessed a 10-car pile-up? PLOT DEVICE, LOL.