10-13-2006, 03:53 PM
"If I were to wet my pants it'd only be from laughter." Shadow said, "These horror movies are just too funny, and always follow the same rules."
"Yeah, if you're ever in a horror movie keep your clothes on. Taking them off is basically announcing that you're next on the monster's lunch menu."
"And under no circumstances should you ever sigh with relief and say 'thank goodness its all over'." Shadow laughed a bit, "Doing so only causes you to be immediately proven incorrect."
"And of course the number one rule, Sluts die virgins live. So you're safe Shadow."
Shadow blushed a bit, "Shutup." he shouted as Katt burst into laughter
"Yeah, if you're ever in a horror movie keep your clothes on. Taking them off is basically announcing that you're next on the monster's lunch menu."
"And under no circumstances should you ever sigh with relief and say 'thank goodness its all over'." Shadow laughed a bit, "Doing so only causes you to be immediately proven incorrect."
"And of course the number one rule, Sluts die virgins live. So you're safe Shadow."
Shadow blushed a bit, "Shutup." he shouted as Katt burst into laughter
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.