09-08-2006, 02:03 AM
I still don't see how that could have worked.
Trojan1: Hey, a wooden horse! It is just large enough to fit 300 Greek soldiers inside!
Trojan2: Why, yes it is! They must really fear and respect us now!
Trojan1: Indeed. Lets bring it inside and not guard it.
Trojan2: Ok, go for burgers?
Trojan1: Nah, I'm broke. I'm just going to go to sleep, like all the other guards.
Trojan2: Good idea, the Greeks just gave up, and we need a rest after 10 years.
Trojan1: 'night.
Trojan2: 'night.
Greek1: Holy shit! This is working?
Greek158: Ya, WTF!
Greek78: I thought the whole idea was stupid. Lets wait about an hour, and then slaughter them in thier sleep.
All Greeks: Deal. Burgers afterwards?
You know that is hard to believe.
Trojan1: Hey, a wooden horse! It is just large enough to fit 300 Greek soldiers inside!
Trojan2: Why, yes it is! They must really fear and respect us now!
Trojan1: Indeed. Lets bring it inside and not guard it.
Trojan2: Ok, go for burgers?
Trojan1: Nah, I'm broke. I'm just going to go to sleep, like all the other guards.
Trojan2: Good idea, the Greeks just gave up, and we need a rest after 10 years.
Trojan1: 'night.
Trojan2: 'night.
Greek1: Holy shit! This is working?
Greek158: Ya, WTF!
Greek78: I thought the whole idea was stupid. Lets wait about an hour, and then slaughter them in thier sleep.
All Greeks: Deal. Burgers afterwards?
You know that is hard to believe.