09-08-2006, 12:50 AM
I hate all the attention that celebs get. I am angered that when I fliped on the news this morning, the first thing I saw was that Paris got a DUI. I don't fucking care! Why is she on the news! I think I will make a sex tape, then post it on the internet, get famous as "the guy in that sex tape", and then get a hangnail. It will be all over the news. Oh, and lets just pretend that my family also owns a hotel chain.