08-25-2006, 07:00 PM
Too bad i can't get QI on cable, that show looks like quite the load off your mind! But anywho...
Most really bad movies die a quick death in the theaters and then gather dust on video store shelves, but not Gigli! This movie, starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, is well known as one of Hollywood's biggest flops. But you don't need to see the picture- you can be entertained by reading these creative, yet nasty reviews...
"Looking for something to praise in Gigli is like digging for rhinestones in a dung heap"
-Northwest Herald
"Test audiences reportedly balked at the film's happy ending and wanted Gigli and Ricki to die bloody deaths. And they say critics are harsh."
-Rolling Stone
"Gigli is so unrelentingly bad that people may want to see it just as a bonding experience; viewers (red: victims) will want to talk and comfort each other afterwards."
-San Francisco Examiner
"Gigli is a rigli, rigli bad movie"
-Mercurynews.com
"Larry and Ricki eventually climb between the sheets in a scene that is insulting to the sexuality of all living creatures, from plankton on up."
-Boston Globe
"This is a film that inspires hatred"
-FilmThreat.com
"If you're going to skip one film this year- make it Gigli"
-Talking Pictures
Most really bad movies die a quick death in the theaters and then gather dust on video store shelves, but not Gigli! This movie, starring Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez, is well known as one of Hollywood's biggest flops. But you don't need to see the picture- you can be entertained by reading these creative, yet nasty reviews...
"Looking for something to praise in Gigli is like digging for rhinestones in a dung heap"
-Northwest Herald
"Test audiences reportedly balked at the film's happy ending and wanted Gigli and Ricki to die bloody deaths. And they say critics are harsh."
-Rolling Stone
"Gigli is so unrelentingly bad that people may want to see it just as a bonding experience; viewers (red: victims) will want to talk and comfort each other afterwards."
-San Francisco Examiner
"Gigli is a rigli, rigli bad movie"
-Mercurynews.com
"Larry and Ricki eventually climb between the sheets in a scene that is insulting to the sexuality of all living creatures, from plankton on up."
-Boston Globe
"This is a film that inspires hatred"
-FilmThreat.com
"If you're going to skip one film this year- make it Gigli"
-Talking Pictures