08-14-2006, 05:03 PM
Crimson: Hmmm, maybe you can drink LAVIYH away. *pushes into the room a table stacked with 390 varieties of alcohol*
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08-14-2006, 05:03 PM
Crimson: Hmmm, maybe you can drink LAVIYH away. *pushes into the room a table stacked with 390 varieties of alcohol*
08-14-2006, 05:06 PM
LAVIYH: He's not helping.
Kurtz: That's why he's a good mate. *picks up nearest bottle of Bacardi and starts drinking. Steven: Think he's drunk yet? Lurea: No... no way, he'd need about 391 bottles of Bacardi just to get drunk.
08-14-2006, 05:17 PM
Crimson: Then you should drink this concentrated Barcardi, it's like drinking 392 at once. *passes it to Kurtz* Have fun!
08-14-2006, 05:20 PM
Kurtz: *starts drinking and immediately topples over the table* This stuhf ish strohng... *hic*
Lurea: See? *looks at Steven* But the only problem is, you dunno what he does while drunk. Kurtz: Cuhm here yeh. *pounces on Lurea* Steven: *eye twitches* This is like the 393rd time he's got drunk and you've repectively ALLOWED him to pounce on you. Lurea: *smiles* Yep.
08-14-2006, 05:36 PM
Crimson: Hey, that looks like a good idea. *drinks one of the super potent Barcardi and gets very drunk in 394 milliseconds*
*stumbles over to Renamon* Heh, heya Rena, how's about givin' me's a gift, huh? *leans in for her chest and is slapped across the face* Renamon: Ewww, drunken perv! *strangles Crimson* Crimson: I like's me a woman that's rough about the edges, yep. *hiccups while Renamon chokes him*
08-14-2006, 05:45 PM
Steven: Just remind me that him being drunk is a good thing.
Lurea: *giggles* Of course... it makes him that tiny bit dumber. Think what would happen if he never got drunk those..395 times. Ever. Steven: *thinks* Nope, can't think of anything. Lurea: *sighs* Neither can I. Kurtz: *hic* Hey, ahre youse gohing teh do sumting or not? *hic* Lurea: *blushes* Move your bloody hands away from my breasts or you sir will be going down the hospital with a hammer in your head. Kurtz: *hic* Shay what now? Steven: This is gunna get ugly...
08-14-2006, 06:55 PM
Crimson: *hears Kurtz get hit by a hammer 396 times* Ow, theh relly sucks. *hiccups from drunkness* Nows then mah Rena, how's bout a pheel.
*gropes one of her breasts* Renamon: Why won't you perverts die?! *strangles the drunken Crimson even harder*
08-14-2006, 06:59 PM
Lurea: I said get your hands away from my breasts! *swings her hand down again to try and make a 397th hit but is stopped by Kurtz who grabs her wrist*
Kurtz: *hic* I thught you lihked meh duing taht. Lurea: *growls* Not when you're drunk, godamnit! Steven: *whispers to Lurea* You know, you could take advantage of him... Lurea: *looks at Steven* But that'd be sick on him! Steven: *grins* Who cares? He won't remember a thing afterwards...
08-14-2006, 07:30 PM
Crimson: *hears 398 wet noises behind him before he turns back to Renamon*
*hic* Nowa, why can'th wea be like thet? Renamon: Because you're drunk and perverted! *drops Crimson to the floor* Crimson: Oi, thet's alla. Cume on, giff meh a chunce. Renamon: *storms off after flipping off Crimson* Crimson: *hic* Huh, does Rena evin hava a meddle finger? *becomes unconscious*
08-14-2006, 07:34 PM
--In Kurtz's Mind--
LAVIYH: *thinks* And sometimes, I'm just dying to get my hands around that guy's neck and kill him. *falls over and lands head-first onto the silver platform* --Normal Life-- Steven: 399 days to go before the big party. Lurea: *moans* What... big... *moans again* party? Steven: You think I know? I just thought that up. Lurea: *moans* Think... of an excuse... of why Kyo... *yelps* was drunk! Steven: On it. *starts thinking* |
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