Funny Joke(18+ or anyone who doesn't care) (non-digi)

[Blitz VanCrimson]

CHRISTMAS TIMES...

Twas The night before christmas
and all through the house
everyone felt shitty,
even the mouse.
Mom on the toilet,
Dad smoking grass,
I had settled down
for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the roff
I heard such a clatter
I sprung from my piece
to see what was the matter.
Out on the roof
I saw an old prick
I knew in a moment
it must be Saint Nick.

He came down the chimney
like a batout of hell.
I knew in a second
the fucker had fell.
He filled all the stocking
with whiskey and beer,
and a big rubber dick
for my brother, the queer.

He rose up the chimney
with a thundering fart.
The son of a bitch
blew my chimney apart.
He swore and he cussed
as he rose out of sight.

God damn you all-
It's been a hell of a night!

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Nice one blitz...... It reeks of the Christmas Spirit....Nicely done^_^

[DrunkenMunkee]

haha, awesome. ^^

[UnknownH]

Yeah, it reeks alright....of holiday spirit.

[Seit The Reaper]

http://shinjismind.ytmnd.com/

listen to it all the way...its a rip on Evangelion....its Shinji Talking though the ending theme....very funny.

[UnknownH]

Found it on youtube. Very funny. I hope they show the movies on adult swim.
Even though I wiki'ed the series already, I still want to see it.

[Seit The Reaper]

my feelings for that anime is the same as that Shinji Voice over...really...WTF is going on in the anime...no idea,have i.

[Shadowknight]

Who cares? It has hot girls!

[Seit The Reaper]

*nods*

[Shadowknight]

I'd just like to know, who actually watches that show for the plot/story/whatever they're trying to call it?