05-12-2006, 01:30 AM
Some of those are pretty funny.
Funny Joke(18+ or anyone who doesn't care) (non-digi)
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05-12-2006, 10:52 AM
This is confusing, but funny once you figure it out.
And some funny animal pictures, Cloning gone wrong,
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
05-12-2006, 11:11 AM
lol great pictures I LIKE THE BIRDY CAT!!!! well flipping one that is :P...
05-12-2006, 11:13 AM
The one with the dog is my favorite. It's cute and funny, but a cat with an attitude is a very close second.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
05-13-2006, 08:32 AM
i feel bad for the dog...he has to sit in that little basket. He looks so sad.
05-13-2006, 09:45 AM
Five tips for a woman....
1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.. 2. It is important that a man makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you. 4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you. 5. It is very important that these four men don't know each other. One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts." Always get a second opinion, The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know? Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36." Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old." The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache." New suit - $400 New shirt - $36 New underwear - $6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS Sweet revenge, One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." The vet decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know when we could come and get her. My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash her, she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye. The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'. They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another, with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion. The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, who is located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more and it's finally clean and shaved, so she now smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant. God only knows who the father is!" Then he closed the door. Now THAT, my friends, is getting even! hahahahahahahahahahahaha....
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
05-13-2006, 10:45 PM
hahahhaha...thats awesome. All those people in the waiting room must be like "WTF????"
05-14-2006, 01:58 AM
Those are pretty funny.
And now here's a couple of 1000 words. (pictures) http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a94/UNK...6me2gd.jpg http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php?d=20060512 Playstation jokes. (one not mine) http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a94/UNK...icks61.jpg Read the sign carefully. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a94/UNK...hecity.jpg It's funny if you know who that is. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a94/UNK...e_poem.jpg Aslo funny if you know the joke. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a94/UNK...ump8lu.jpg They broke down rather oddly. There you go. |
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