05-04-2006, 03:08 AM
*Looks at watch* Will this take much longer or can I go make lunch?
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
the DaD FIGHTING ARENA!
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05-04-2006, 03:08 AM
*Looks at watch* Will this take much longer or can I go make lunch?
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
05-04-2006, 04:14 AM
Forget this, *Walks off the set* If someone needs me I'll be in my trailer!
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
05-04-2006, 04:39 AM
One sec, *On cellphone* Look tell them I want at least 20 million and my own trailer or no deal, now I gotta go I'm filming bye. *Walks back onto the set*
Director: Ready? Shadow: Ready. Director: ACTION!!! Shadow: Kage Shuriken no Jutsu!! *Throws 2 shurikens at Gunter*
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
05-04-2006, 04:52 AM
*the smoke from his hands form a mist over the whole city (ouch) and thick fog* *shurikens can be heard being deflected*
"SONOFABITCH- MY FINGERS!!! THEYRE BURNING!!!"
05-04-2006, 09:07 AM
*floating in air, laying back a bit far from them with an arm on his backhead and a cel phone in his right claw* So.... you think you can transfer me to that porn movie? I can act as the devilish dragon if you want *flops his angel wings*
05-04-2006, 10:35 AM
Shadow: *Standing at a table eating a donut and drinking some Mountain Dew and arguing with some guy* There's no way that dude could've jumped that high. It had to be some kind of special effects like wires.
Random guy: Well you guys are jumping around like birds or something and I don't see any wires. Shadow: *Points to DMX's wings* And me and Gun can jump like that thanks to our use of Chakra. But that Neo guy was actually flying, no one could do that without help. RG: Ahhhh, whadda you know? Shadow: Ughhh, *Throws empty bottle away and eats last of donut* This is why I don't talk to the help. *Gets back on the set* Are we almost ready? Director: You guys are getting paid almost 20,000 dollars an hour, do you want me to hurry?
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
05-05-2006, 01:16 AM
Director: Didn't I tell you guys this was just a rehearsal? There's no film in the camera.
Shadow: NO... FILM!! *Anger causes him to transform into Lobomon. Places sword at director's throat* THAT BETTER BE A JOKE!! Director: *Sweating profusely* IT WAS IT WAS!! HEHE JUST A JOKE WE'VE BEEN FILMING THE WHOLE TIME!! HONESTLY!! Shadow: *Reverts to Shadow* Good, now let's get this scene finished already. Director: One quick thing, would you mind doing that wolf thing later in the movie? I'm sure all the Renamon and what not would love to see that in the movie. Shadow: Double my salary? Director: Okay I'll double your salary. So in the next scene when gunter is done you'll transform and, Shadow: I didn't say I'd do it. I just wanted my salary doubled. If you wanted me to do it all you had to do was order some pizza, I'm starving.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
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