Circumstances

[DragonMasterX]

Solution: Snap my fingers and your magazine turns into a hot furry girls porn comic.

Circumstance: I need cheese and ham RIGHT NOW!

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Solution: YOU GIVE ME PORN AND NOW EXPECT FOR SOME HAM AND CHEESE!!!!..... OK!! :D Goes hands one of the best sandwiches with ham and cheese on a slightly toasted hogie roll....

Circumstance: You look cute eating that sandwich.....

[DragonMasterX]

Solution: Keep eating, I'm hungry *wags tail*

Circumstance: Whoops... I forgot the mayo...

[blueeyedgabulvo0o]

Solution: Whips it out and smothers it with mayo.....

Circumstance: I envy the sandwich..... It gets inside your mouth....anyway....

Its way to quiet......

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Solution: Gives you another sandwich, equally appealing.

Circumstance: I ahve been turned into a genetic "Guinea Pig" and is being experimented on.

[DragonMasterX]

Solution: Add a wolf gene so you are able to turn into a controlled werewolf, then free you and start to kick mathemathic's asses.

Circumstance: I left two for you.

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Solution: I look at the two... not knowing what to do.

Circumstance: as a werewolf, I lost my control over sexual hormones- and become extremely horny- enough to screw anything I see...
I see YOU.

[DragonMasterX]

Solution: Being a dragon, I'm hella horny by nature, so I just go away to look for some furries, then come back with one for you and naturally, one for me.

Circumstance: Let the fun... begin!

[Gunter VanCrimson]

Solution: I-SEE-NO-PROBLEM.

Circumstance: We're hungry for more.

[DragonMasterX]

Solution: Being a spammer, I just snap my fingers and two more furries for each appear, I always am in for MORE.

Circumstance: Cops arrive to where the lab is because I decimated every single sceintist except for two.