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I know, I pulled an all nighter to finish my lemon last night. I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN ALMOST 24 HOURS!
Granted, *hands DMX a pie filled with pig guts and bull testicles*
I wish to be 500 feet tall.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Granted- but you can't handle your own weight, and eventually crush yourself.
I wish... to start at a new beginning.
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Granted, you start at the beggining of a 500K race and if you don't finish it you get eaten by chipmunks.
I wish for the ability to talk to fish.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
Granted, but they don't give a damn, and they eat you alive.
I wish I could speak every language- and to understand every language- and for a bitch.
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Granted, but all life is wiped out so you have no one to talk to, and the female dog bites you.
I wish for a pet wolf. Who will this tick off?
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
(eek- no- not the wolf- ARGH!!)
Granted... but he it likes me more- so we leave you... alone with the bitch. which you screw while being bitten.
I wish for more wolves. (don't screw this up TOO much)
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Granted, but they're half breed with a husky, (I feel nice today)
I wish for one of those huskies with the two diffrent colored eyes.
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.
(awww... I owe you every fiber of my being.)
Granted... they're all blue, and the other is a little darker blue. (I'd say "but theyre blind", but I love huskies!)
I wish for a dinosaur- and I don't care if it eats me- or harms anything else!
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Granted, but it eats your computer so you can't go online, (Niceness passed
)
I wish for a girl like this:
(Drools)
"Stand tall and shake the heavens!" - Xenogears.